I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.

Kurt Vonnegut, Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons